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28th October 2006
nivek_jacobs @ :
Who would have thought that a damn demon like me would be considered by anyone
to be not just an ally, but an "angel friend"? I get this fucked-up email from the boy I'm trying to protect, and...well, I'll let you read it for yourselves:
"In my whole life,
There is no one else like you.
Someone who changed my life,
Just by being you.
You are an angel to me.
The music of your laughter
Still lightens my inner ear.
You showed me you believe,
That there really is good here.
You are an angel for me.
You showed me that you care,
When I was really down,
You never turned away,
Nor showed me a saddened frown.
You are an angel beside me.
Even when you are sad and blue,
And life is hard on you,
You spare me one more smile,
Just like God's loving child.
You are God's angel to me.
You have done so much for me,
And given me your time.
I have a gift for you,
With this imperfect rhyme.
Thank you my angel friend."
How the hell can anyone, especially a human, think something so highly of something like me?
14th October 2006
nivek_jacobs @ : Halloween special
Ah, it's good to be back. I missed this place, but alas: I must leave my marker here, and leave until All Hallow's Eve. Even though it's fun to be out, I have a ...friend... to take care of. But for now, I'll leave you with a joke: How many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw the lightbulb, one to exorcise the room of every spirit they can find, and the third to nag the first guy for screwing a f***ing lightbulb.
27th September 2005
b_ferrett @ :
Greetings. By way of introduction, and as a way of kick-starting discussion, I offer a set of guidelines, “Principles”, if you will, for Elegant Entertainments (or, “deathtraps”).( Please allow me to introduce myselfCollapse )
14th August 2005
nivek_jacobs @ :
Guess what, Everyone? I'm baaack! With a vengance!
19th June 2005
nivek_jacobs @ :
The darkness of Nivek Jacobs has been incorperated into the light that is Guido Jacobs, to create a zen-like harmony between yin and yang. If and when the two forces seperate once more, Nivek will return.
18th May 2005
nivek_jacobs @ : Damn it!
Well, aparently I'm this "shikigami" (demon summoned to assassinate political competition, and in otherways assist the wizard summoner) of Guido. Long story. Sure, it's a busy job, but I get to possess him whenever he has a girl that wants to be fucked, and/or an enemy that needs to be "taken out"! The video games we play aren't too lame either. According to Guido, MY power can only be as much as HIS power, and seeing how all he has came from intuition, and no real training, I can't, say, possess anyone else, or use any dark spells. Any ideas?
16th April 2005
nivek_jacobs @ :
Bah, does anyone pay any mind to this anymore?
25th February 2005
free_episiotomy @ :
I haven't the slightest idea as to what to post. . .
My name is Radical Edward Edinburgh and I cannot say I have any specific group I enjoy terrorizing however I find that Hippies/PETA/GreenPeace members are usually quite enjoyable. I've yet to tie anyone to train tracks but it would definitely fun to do, a few people pop into my mind. As for the best rope, I would say nylon, it's tough stuff and if it 'accidentally' catches fire, it melts and I imagine that would be quite unpleasant.
World domination would not be my main goal. Too much responsibility. I'd be happiest with a single super power that I would rule with an gloveless iron fist, crushing the dissidents and undesirables throughout the land and devouring their souls. However I'd be just as satisfied as being notorious and pulling off legendary crimes.
My weapon of choice next to my own bare hands would be Edward's Silver Hammer (Imagine the Megaton Hammer). Perhaps a hot pink double-headed dildo but only if I wanted the victim be insulted whilst I bludgeoned them to death. However I'm also partial to flamethrowers and improvised weapons. As long as they get the job done, I'm as happy as can be.
25th January 2005
nivek_jacobs @ : Greetings, source of evil
Salutations, I am the incarnate of Dr. Jeckyll's evil half. Good can be dominated so easily...
Get used to this, I did.
26th October 2003
thefangdango @ : Greetings
Hello to my fellow villains out in the world! I am the Fangdango!!
I am The Sexy!
My plan is, of course, for world domination. It is a bit slow going right now all great plans take the equal amount of time.
I am elated to see other individuals interested in similiar subjects and I look forward to sharing inspirational ideas!
3rd October 2003
sxedrewells @ : oops oh yeah more
ok you wanted a physical description of me as a villain/hero:
short blonde hair, brown eyes, 5'11, clean shaven, skinny. wears brown shoes, fitting slacks/cargos, some kind of white colored shirt (with stripes sometimes), black tie most of the time. when i'm the hero, i wear the a brown fedora (like the hat Dick Tracy wears, only its not yellow); when i'm the villain, i wear a scally cap (gangsters from the 50's wore them a lot; the hat where the front buttons to the brim). master of criminal psychology love listening to ska and like to play songs by the slackers (a traditional ska band) while watching my victims struggle. My hero name is Andrew; my villain name is Drewells.
i also want to say that i really want to kidnap elizabethia (i think that's her name). you're so cute, and i will make you mine one way or another...
ok i hope that last line wasn't off-putting. is there anything else i need to post? ok everyone have a good day.
1st October 2003
sxedrewells @ : i'm the new guy
hi, um, i'm not sure what exactly i should post the first time, but i'll give it a shot.
I'm willing to play a hero or villain where I'm needed. I guess if i have a preference, i'd be villain because i like to do the tying up. but i see this place is short on heros, so if i need to play that roll, it's cool.
anyway, um, anything that needs to be known?
4th March 2003
pussinboots @ : Who is your favorite villain?
My favorite is Gerald Tarrant, the First and Only Neocount of Merentha, from C. S. Friedman's The Coldfire Trilogy
. I think the world could use more suave, arrogant, aristocratic, good-looking undead sorcerors with scathing tongues and twisted personal ethics.
...And you? Who's your favorite? (No choosing yourself--come on, we all admire SOMEONE. ;D)
15th June 2002
fox_bard @ : Idle Thoughts
Amongst my ponderings to torture people, I came up with this thought:
Imagine a scenario of being mugged. Sucks, yes, but an everyday occurance. Now I am not about to give some two-bit unimaginitive criminal jack shyte. So I decided that should an assailant attempt to apprehend me, I would start gagging, spitting up, and mention in a gasping voice that I must have the new plague they announced on the news today. Then proceed to do more gasping, clawing at my throat, and possibly writhing around on the ground in mock convulsions.
I never said I was sane, did I?
29th May 2002
fox_bard @ : Hmmm... I LIKE IT!
Does driving other people insane count as villainy? That is my normal M.O. these days.
For example: Going to a busy mall on a crowded Saturday afternoon... wearing a radiation suit with a geiger counter. And loudly proclaiming "Nothing is wrong, everything is fine, please continue as you were." Then randomly testing people with the geiger counter.
If I thought I could get away with it, I'd probably do it. I don't want to join Lex Luther behind the bars. It was a good idea until last fall though. :(
moraxian @ : Welcome
A hearty welcome to all of you ne'er-do-wells, scoundrels, and cads. At least that is the term the general public likes to use to describe us. Why, I do not know.
I mean, who has not thought about what fun it would be to imperil a beautiful damsel in distress, if only to see if she can escape, or if someone can thwart the plan.
Come, exchange your ideas, your thoughts, your plots, and most importantly, your adventures.